The Useless Tour Guide

You know you’ve just found yourself a useless tour guide when all this person does is bring you to all of the craziest places in town, in spite of this person’s kindness and eagerness in welcoming you as a guest…

“Let’s go visit a gay bar!” this tour guide suddenly suggested.

It was the weekend, and so we did as was suggested… out of sheer insanity…

NOTE: Please DO NOT enter such places without a reliable yet equally useless tour guide who knows of such places very well and could get you out of such places in case of an emergency situation.

Here’s a picture of a male cross-dresser…

He/She was dressed in a body-hugging evening dress, lip-synching to some kind of weird opera music…

Here’s another male cross-dresser… very lively one, this…

He/She suddenly jumped off the stage and started randomly kissing a few people from the audience…

I was panicking like nobody’s business while taking pictures: “Holy crap… sh*t. Oh my gosh, stay away from me, stay away, stay away…….”

But then, I realized I was a girl and would most likely be ignored, so I was pretty "safe" in there…

Here’s a picture of two guys making out…

Nothing new to this world anymore. It’s just that these people are given more leeway to express themselves in this particular country…

So, that was how a few insane people spent their weekend. Someone suggested we go visit a lap-dancing club nearby, but another girl said she was tired and had to go to work the next day on a boring weekend, so we decided to postpone the plan till another day……..

Tiger Woods should work in a gay bar too- on stage, just like that singing fat lady and leggy blonde you just saw in the above two pictures. He's no stranger to such places...