A confused mind

I was sitting in Aunty M's car. She just picked me up from the airport. I was half asleep after the flight, but immediately became quite alive when I saw this...















Malaysia does not have such signboards... and will NEVER have such signboards... hence the culture shock.

A few days later, Aunty M took me to the city. I saw this...















"Wow, this stupid sign seems to be everywhere..." I thought.

And then during an evening drive around Brighton, and some other area which I can't remember, I saw this...















By then, I wasn't that shocked anymore seeing this sign. But after that, Uncle J and Aunty S took me out for lunch one day and then I saw this...















Hooker CockRam, that's what the words say...

I got a bit surprised and said, "OH MY GOSH! What is THAT?! An escort service?!"

Uncle J and Aunty S calmed me down: "Noooo!! That's a famous construction company here!!"

So, here's a little introduction I got from that company:

Each business division of Hooker Cockram has been tailored to best service the local region in which it operates and our customers in that region. Our staff base is transportable. Many of our professional staff members have worked on projects with us in all of the geographical arenas we operate in.

We trust that you will find our website informative and welcome you to Hooker Cockram.

To Uncle J and Aunty S, I'm sorry you have such an idiotic niece... but Mr Hooker and Mr Cockram so totally deserve each other as partners (business partners), don't you think so?

Another confused person called "Kanye West":